Can't figure out what to buy for that cougar friend of yours who's more embarrassing than her teenage daughter? Don't know what to buy that Facebook cousin of yours who's awkward pictures make you glad you don't share the same last name? Look no further. The Happy Hospitalist has unearthed a nice collection of Hillbilly redneck candles for their Christmas gift enjoyment.
What better way to say I love seeing you only once a year than to send them that special redneck candle collection that will make them feel right at home. Straight from the folks at the Woodrow Hollar Candle Company, I've unearthed this fine collection of sophisticated candle ambience that's sure to bring out a little romantic redneck in you too. These 12 oz wide mouth Kerr Jars have galvanized steel lids and braided cotton candle wicks that will give you up to 60 hours of high-melt pure paraffin scent oil ambience in that special backwoods hospitality kind of way.
Come on gentlemen. What are you waiting for? Throw a frozen pizza in the oven, crack open a couple of Old Muds, light your redneck candle collection and make that night a date to remember for your summer toothed loved one today. Heck, when she's done with dinner, she can put her teeth in the recycled candle jar for safe keeping!
These candles are so popular, I heard one women's hospital was giving these redneck candles away on hospital discharge as a way of saying thank you for letting us deliver another one of your low birthweight children today.
Get your Trailer Park Avenue Jar Candle
at Amazon.
What better way to say I love seeing you only once a year than to send them that special redneck candle collection that will make them feel right at home. Straight from the folks at the Woodrow Hollar Candle Company, I've unearthed this fine collection of sophisticated candle ambience that's sure to bring out a little romantic redneck in you too. These 12 oz wide mouth Kerr Jars have galvanized steel lids and braided cotton candle wicks that will give you up to 60 hours of high-melt pure paraffin scent oil ambience in that special backwoods hospitality kind of way.
Come on gentlemen. What are you waiting for? Throw a frozen pizza in the oven, crack open a couple of Old Muds, light your redneck candle collection and make that night a date to remember for your summer toothed loved one today. Heck, when she's done with dinner, she can put her teeth in the recycled candle jar for safe keeping!
These candles are so popular, I heard one women's hospital was giving these redneck candles away on hospital discharge as a way of saying thank you for letting us deliver another one of your low birthweight children today.
Get your Trailer Park Avenue Jar Candle
at Amazon. 
I couldn't find the Big Green Tractor Dirt candle on Amazon at this time.
Find your Trash Can Punch Jar Candle
at Amazon too.
If you've got several redneck relatives you need to shop for, try out these other fine Hillbilly candles from the Woodrow Hollar Collection today, all available on Amazon.
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